The NY Knights Finally Speak.

According to the NY Knights,

“I think the Knights will have a great team and are the favorite to win it all
again. The Knights owner is too smart to allow otherwise. The rest of you guy
ought to talk Tommy into increasing the second place prize money in order for
you guys to have something to play for. It's pretty sad coming into the season
knowing you are playing for second place. Sucks to be you guys.”

I must agree with Boston Beer Works. The Knights are a bust. Every good thing must come to an end.

Knights said

"How does it feel to be playing for 2nd place",

But I must remind him that it is harder to defend a championship then to win one. I think he is starting at the tenth spot and will have to climb his way back to the top, which I damn well guarantee he won't do.

I also think the rest of the owners in this league are a bunch of pussies and are afraid of the Knights.

The only two real owners in this league making any real noise against the defending champs are sharing a bottle of rum and chasing it with beer. Boston Beer Works and I are sitting back, drinking and laughing at this seasons competition. The only real team we must face besides each other is the Knights, and once we finish off the Knights, it will be Boston Beer Works and the Cutthroat Pirates in the Super Bowl with all the Beer and Rum you can drink.

So Drink up, me hearties, yo ho.

It must be a sad day to know that the first and second place prize money is taken before the season even starts. As for my drinking buddy (Boston), the order of the prize money will be determined in December. As for now we will be the two drunk bitches kicking ass and taking names in our own respected divisions.

DMB is Ready for the season.

Since I have called DMB, Bartow Ford out for not paying, I better let all owners know that DMB has paid in full.

DMB, as we know him, might be getting a new team name this season. However, my friend DMB did have one request, he wants gang green to bring a lot of beer to the draft.

Season is Upon US

Hey guys, the season is upon us. Today I received our draft board in the mail. The draft looks as if it might be Aug 26 or the 27. Let me know if you guys have any schedule conflicts with either date. I have spoke with DMB, he is going to pay me today, so Bartow Ford is all that is left.

The draft location is scheduled to be at Boston Beer Works' House. He or I will get with you all for further info.

On another note, I could not get those two pretty bikinis, and heels wearing women to help us out, on draft day with the draft board. However, SUKMYDITKA and Gang Green have agreed to wear bikinis, and heels to take care of this years draft board. I am sorry guys. So bring your Zofran (a nausea medication) to help you deal with these two hairy bikini wearing friends, who are just trying to help the league out.

Back from Surgery..

Well, I am back. After a short stay at WHH, and a successful surgery, I am ready for football season. From what I can tell only Boston Beer Works, Detroit L. S., and Superdestroyers are as eagerly ready for this season. The defending champs and his LAST Place brother are no shows on the Blog, and the regular fantasy web site (cbs sports line). We know that we can't count on SUKMYDITKA, DMB, and Bartow Ford for articles, but I sure was hoping that Will Work for Points was going to be a man and post his share of articles.

ROOKIE OF THE YEAR 2005:
Cadillac Williams with 4 votes was enough to win. This was a close race with Willie Parker getting 3 votes. One vote went to Health Miller.

The next poll will be for BREAKOUT PLAYER OF THE YEAR: Larry Johnson, Carson Palmer, Anquan Bolden, Thomas Jones

Vote Now as I am trying to finish last season awards before this season starts.

The New York Knights Any Thoughts?

This article comes from the owner of the Cutthroat Pirates, and not as the Commish of the League. I am calling out the owner of the New York Knights. You see, last week he told me that he was going to repeat and that I could prepare the league for such an event.

Well, I guess he thinks we are scared of Shaun Alexander and Larry Johnson? Do not forget my friend that there is a draft that must take place and you pick 10th. Last season you might have been a big hit, in fact you could call yourself King of the league, but this season you will be a bad comedy. You should be worried, because this season the Cutthroat Pirates are in your Division and will be kicking your ass not once this year but twice. See you on the field, and remember Dead Men Tell No Tales...........................

What do you, the other owners think about the NY Knights. Will he repeat or is his season about to become a B rated comedy.