I decided to take the stories that are being posted on CBS Sports Line and post them here, I am only changing the real names to team names to protect that person's identity on this open web site.
original story posted by Bartow Ford on CBS Sports Line on Aug. 28, 2006.
With conclusion of the draft most owners assume the NY Knights to have the inside track to the championship. However, this just in. It has been reported NY Knights Owner, Shawn Alexander, and Larry Johnson have been caught in a homosexual love triangle. The Ledger reports the accused were seen entering The Imperial Swann off South Florida Avenue. Inside Edition confirmed this with pictures of NY Knights Owner orally pleasing both football stars and then playing a game of catch with out the use of a football. The Seahawks and Chiefs teams are outraged and every player has vowed never to play a down with either gayfer again. Leaving the fantasy football world in shock and dismay. A close friend, Cutthroat Pirates Owner, was shocked to hear the report and stated, "its one thing to live for fantasy football, but its another to live out a homo fantasy." NY Knights Owner, will continue on in the Playmakers league but season seems to be over before its begun. In related news the New York Giants have invited the NY Knights Owner to appear at their last home preseason game and asked him to stay as a "trainer"
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