Brother Love

That is just to sweet, gang green show us all brother love by defending his brother from the attacks of Cutthroat Pirates.

Cover your ass

Watch out gentlemen the butt pirates are ready to get some ass on Sunday








Posted by Gang Green

NY UNDER ATTACK

Yes, ladies ITS TRUE!!!!!

The city of New York is once again under attack. This time it is not terrorist that is attacking the city, it is pirates, and not just any pirates, but the Cutthroat Pirates. As you can see from the photo the Pirates have been to New York drank all their rum, and then pillage and plundered the city leaving it a burning mess. After this weeks loss, the New York Knights will be known as the New Jersey Knights as the Knights and their King must relocate to New Jersey.

All hail the King is dead.

Remember Dead Kings and knights tell no tales

Madden Week 2 Report 06

Well ladies its that time, time for the Madden Report. I must first give credit to this weeks sponsor http://www.pottytrainingconcepts.com/Flip-Toilet-Seat-R-z.html

This company specializes in Toilet Pottie‘s. They have told Madden that a BOX of Toilet Pottie’s are being shipped out to the owners of Boston Beer Works, and Bartow Ford for taking a public dump and starting the season out 0-2.

On the flip side of things, NY Knights are leading the Crimson Division with an undefeated record of 2-0.

The Superdestroyers are leading the Titanium Division with an undefeated record of 2-0.

If either one of these teams can win two more victories, they will have the record for an undefeated team with 4 wins. Bartow Ford holds the record at 3-0 (2005), and it was the Superdestroyers who ended the winning streak for Bartow Ford. (2005).

This week the Superdestroyers face SUKMYDITKA, which Madden will give the surprise team of the year (to date, still a lot of football to be played) the WIN. Then next week the Superdestroyers face the SONS OF HELL. Madden is also going to Vegas and laying the cash down that the Superdestroyers will win their 4th game in a row. Then in week 5 Superdestroyers will beat gang green. Then in week 6, the Superdestroyers winning record will end as Cutthroat Pirates make shark bait out of the OLD MAN.

The NY Knights are looking to repeat as the SUPERBOWL Champs, but they must take their first loss of the season as the Cutthroat Pirates dock at New York this Sunday. The Pirates will pillage that city and force the N.Y. Knights to relocate and become the New Jersey Knights. This will happen without the Pirates Mate T.O.

As for the rest of the League: Will Work For Points must be dying from heat stroke, because he has not been working for any points lately. Detroit L. S., what can I say about this F*@K tough team. They lost their first game, but have since beat the Pirates in a close game. The L.S. are getting ready to give the Crimson Division a run for their money. This week the Detroit L.S. face Bartow Ford and the owner of the Detroit L.S. had this to say:

Detroit: Around the world, the word "Detroit" means cars We are the headquarters of Ford and General Motors. "Motor City," tells the story of a hundred years of people building cars, and cars building communities.

Madden: How does this relate to Bartow Ford?

Detroit: This guy thinks he knows about cars?????????? He would not know a car if it drove up his ass. I know about cars, I am from the Motor City. You can’t know about cars if you are a Person Of Less Knowledge (POLK). Where in the sam hell is Bartow anyway.

Madden: I think it is a little town between Tampa and Orlando.

Detroit: Ok, Tampa , and Orlando with Mickey Mouse I know. I bet this Bartow Ford is nothing more than a used car dealership. In fact I bet this car lot is like the old 1980 Movie USED CARS.

Madden: Laughing, that was a good movie, but I think Bartow Ford is one of the highest rated dealerships in Florida, and come Sunday I think it might be him driving F-350’s up your ass.

Detroit: "Why don't you try stickin' jou head up jour ass -- see if it fits Mr. Madden

Madden: Come on Mr. Detroit L.S. no need to get mad. I was just asking what if?

Detroit: "I neva fucked anybody over in my life, who didn't have it comin' to 'im, you got that? All I have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, jou understand?"

Madden: I understand, I understand, so what is your word for this Sunday?

Detroit: My word is simple, Detroit L.S. will kick the living shit out of Bartow Ford on Sunday. "I'm the owner of the Detroit L.S.! You fuck wit me, you fuckin' wit da best!"

To finish up on the rest of the league, SUKMYDITKA, SONS OF HELL and gang green are all 1-1. The surprise is SOL, they had a very bad draft, but have won a game and played a close 2nd game.

Boston Beer Works, what are we going to do with you? How can this owner be 0-2? Madden and you need to get drunk and work on the X's and O’s.


Well ladies it is time to hand out the Madden Awards for Week Two:

Team of the Week:
Superdestroyers 124 Points

Player of the Week:
Peyton Manning with 34 points

Game of the Week:
Boston Beer Works 88 vs. SUKMYDITKA 94

Def of the Week:
Ravens with 30 points

Most Improved Team:
Superdestroyers from last season.

The Shit Team:
Cutthroat Pirates 71 points (lowest points scored)

Remember ladies, IT'S IN THE GAME

DESTROYERS SLEEPY!

YES, I MUST ADMIT, THIS GAME WAS A BIT BORING. I EXPECTED MORE OUT OF BARTOW CHEVY!! AT LEAST WITH BOSTON BEER FAGS I WAS SWEATING A BIT AT THE END BECAUSE OF THIER OUTSTANDING RUNNING ATTACK AND THE FACT IT COULD HAVE VERY EASILY GONE THE OTHER WAY IF ONLY ONE OR 2 OF THE BBF PLAYERS WOULD HAVE SHOWN UP IN WEEK 1. BUT THIS GAME, BCHEVY WAS DOOMED FROM THE START AND I FELL ASLEEP. I WILL TAKE ANY QUESTIONS NOW AS THE 2 AND 0 DESTROYERS GO INTO WEEK 3.

DICK THE REPORTER: COACH, HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT YOUR STAR RUNNING BACK LAMONT JORDON STRUGLING IN HIS FIRST 2 WEEKS?

COACH: I'M NOT REALLY WORRIED, FRANK GORE AND REGIE BUSH HAVE BEEN CONSISTENT AND MY QB AND DEFENSE HAVE CARRIED MUCH OF THE LOAD THUS FAR.

DICK THE REPORTER: COACH, HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT YOUR WEEK 7 MATCH UP WITH THE 2-0 NY NITES?

COACH: I'M NOT LOOKING THAT FAR IN ADVANCE YET AND WE WANT TO TAKE IT ONE GAME AT A TIME. RIGHT NOW WE WANT TO GET READY FOR SUCK MY DICK WHICH SHOULD BE A GOOD GAME BUT I WOULDN'T BET ON IT. I WILL SAY THAT WEEK 7 IS A DOWN WEEK FOR THE DESTROYERS AS MANY OF OUR STARTERS WILL BE ON A BYE WEEK. THIS COMES AT A VERY INOPPORTUNE TIME AS WE WILL FACE ONE OF THE BEST TEAMS IN THE LEAGUE NEXT TO US. I FEEL THAT SOMEHOW, THE DESTROYERS WILL GET IT DONE. NEXT WEEK HOWEVER, SHOULD BE AN ASS KICKING IN MUCH THE SAME FASION AS THE FIRST TWO WEEKS AND THEN WE WILL GO FROM THERE. THATS ALL THE TIME I HAVE RIGHT NOW, GOOD NITE BARTOW CHEVY AND THE REST OF YOU BITCHES!! DESTROYERS ARE BACK!!!