Gangrene

I must sink to a new low, this week I play the sorry ass Gang Green. This is the same team that came in LAST in the league LAST season. This is also the same team, who was one of three owners to show up LAST at this seasons draft. This is also the same team owner, who brought the piss warm beer, that we could not drink until the LAST part of the draft. This is the same owner, who has the LAST name of the position that he will rank after this season, : Dead LAST. It is my pleasure to hand this sorry ass team known as gang green, which sure I know he means the nickname for the LAST place NFL team known as NY Jets. However, I am calling him gangrene, the disease process that infects dead tissue in the human body. This team is already dead, and gangrene is setting in and the season has not even started. This is like a bad beer commercial, if he would have only drank a nice cold beer on draft day, he might have been cured. But instead this sorry ass owner bought warm beer and by drinking it, he sped up his demise, now the ass kicking starts and after Sunday Cutthroat Pirates will be cheated because the only flesh that we will be cutting is dead skin full of gangrene.

Remember Dead Men Tell No Tales………………………………...

Posted by Cutthroat Pirates
Sep. 9, 2006
On CBS Sportsline